Friday, September 18, 2009

Your accent sucks


Someone I know who was born/raised in Upstate NY moved to England less than a year ago for a job. I recently ran into her when she came back to America to visit family and friends and she had the biggest bullshit English accent I've ever heard...and not some wanky Tony Blair accent. I'm talking a full heavy accent where I didn't know what the hell she was saying. So I am taking this time to call her out on this and tell her she's a dick for pulling this stupid stunt.

Oh, and one other thing. Happy Rosh Hashanah to all my Jewbag friends.

3 comments:

Dan said...

Thanks, but "Jewbag"? Come on, now.

Boner said...

I liked your shirt today.


...Have you been working out?










What?

Daniel B. said...

Yeah. I'm not sure Jewbag is really that cool.

I can't think of any other kind of X-bag terms that are not used pejoratively. Scum-bag. Douche-bag.

There is no happy-bag or joyful-bag that I know of. I'd be happy to learn otherwise.

But this is not why I'm writing. The thing with the British accent... same thing happened with my cousin.

He's Jewish. But not a douche. Even with the accent thing. Well, maybe a little with the accent thing.

But still, I wouldn't call him a jewbag. I'd just call him a douche.