Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I'm bored with directors

You know in movies when you see a board meeting and they are all sitting around a big fancy table with water pitchers down the middle. Everyone has a big cushy leather chair along with a special top secret binder with top secret information at each seat. And the person sitting at the end of the table has a large TV monitor behind them? I thought this shit only happens in movies.

Somehow I was elected into the Board of Directors for the College Stores Association of New York (CSANY). I know. I'm just as surprised as most of you.

Here are photos from my first board meeting.

The following joke didn't go over so well at my first meeting....

Apparently you need to be serious when you direct boards.

Thursday, April 08, 2010

End of a 3 week dynasty

Spent almost 4 weeks growing a "beard". Unfortunately genetics prevents me from growing much facial hair. I got this far and couldn't take it anymore. Time to shave.


Time to conquer!


Eat me. I'm a big deal in Chicago

My friends own a coffee shop called The Kitchen Sink located in the Edgewater neighborhood of Chicago. Today I found out they named a sandwich after me. Though I wasn't consulted on the sandwich, I happen to like all of those ingredients. They even drew a little picture of me on the sign. And if you knew me you'd know that I'm always wearing some sort of windbreaker. Nicely done Jeff and Ally.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

What's behind door number 1?

Went to use the bathroom and saw this note hanging on the door.
My first thought was to avoid whatever nightmare was in there. Then curiosity got the best of me so I opened the door and saw this....
Not to bad. As a matter of fact it looked pretty good compared to most days.

Perhaps they were talking about this red hot mess that currently resides on my face.