Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Never forget

My friend Mark showed at my work today with this awesome turkey/cheddar sandwich complete with chips and Mug root beer for me. I took it outside to eat because it was a beautiful day. That beautiful moment was ruined when the bee's arrived. I swatted at them a few times but those fucking bastards kept coming back. I must have looked like an asshole running around with a turkey sandwich in one hand while swatting at bees with the other. Eventually it became too much to deal with and I ran inside like a coward. The only casualty was some of the cheese from my awesome sandwich. A piece fell out during the melee and was left behind. I love you cheese. You won't be forgotten.

4 comments:

kiferguson said...

That happened to me yesterday in Congress Park. The bees are everywhere! Where was the sandwich from? It sounds delicious.

Daniel B. said...

Something is going on with the bees.

I got a bee sting recently. It's the first one I have had in about 30 years.

Totally unprovoked too. I was walking to a farm stand, and shazam! I got stung on the head.

WTF.

Bobby Carlton said...

Yes. The bees are indeed up to something. But what? Hmmmm......

Anonymous said...

Only you, my dear friend, would use melee in an entirely appropriate manner. Bravo. Cheers to you. And yes, Mark is awesome.