Sunday, October 03, 2010

Follow me over here....

I've decided to start littering the internet again. But I'm moving shop to the good people at Tumblr. Join me and together we can rule the galaxy......

Wednesday, June 09, 2010


I've had this copy of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in my backpack for 10 months now. Which also happens to be the day I started a Netflix account. Not sure what is more embarrassing. The fact that I'm paying for a service that I'm obviously not using. Or the fact that the first movie I chose for my Netflix account was Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Crane Machine

I thought this was a little weird. I found these images on the side of a crane machine at the mall the other day. A cute little armless robot and green elephant hanging out with a busty tattooed lady all hanging out together.

Here she is with a bunch of other cute things piled into a taxicab. No one is wearing a seatbelt and they are obviously way too many people packed into the car. And where did the green elephant go?

Friday, May 07, 2010

Things that happen at work

I got a new phone for my desk recently. Prank phone calls are about to hit a whole new level.

You see what I see?

Finally. Respect!!!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I'm bored with directors

You know in movies when you see a board meeting and they are all sitting around a big fancy table with water pitchers down the middle. Everyone has a big cushy leather chair along with a special top secret binder with top secret information at each seat. And the person sitting at the end of the table has a large TV monitor behind them? I thought this shit only happens in movies.

Somehow I was elected into the Board of Directors for the College Stores Association of New York (CSANY). I know. I'm just as surprised as most of you.

Here are photos from my first board meeting.

The following joke didn't go over so well at my first meeting....

Apparently you need to be serious when you direct boards.

Thursday, April 08, 2010

End of a 3 week dynasty

Spent almost 4 weeks growing a "beard". Unfortunately genetics prevents me from growing much facial hair. I got this far and couldn't take it anymore. Time to shave.


Time to conquer!


Eat me. I'm a big deal in Chicago

My friends own a coffee shop called The Kitchen Sink located in the Edgewater neighborhood of Chicago. Today I found out they named a sandwich after me. Though I wasn't consulted on the sandwich, I happen to like all of those ingredients. They even drew a little picture of me on the sign. And if you knew me you'd know that I'm always wearing some sort of windbreaker. Nicely done Jeff and Ally.