Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Cumby Stache

I know some of you find this hard to believe but I do shave. As a matter of fact I've been shaving for a few years now. Granted, I shave about once a month. It has something to do with my heritage. But hey, I'm shaving. The beard/stach, or as my friend use to call it, my *cumby stache was getting a tad thick so I got up extra early to shave off my facial growth.

I know you might not think it's possible. But I swear. Since I shaved, I think I can run faster now.

Check out that razor. It's a state of the art Gillette Fusion. Same razor that Tiger Woods and Roger Federer uses. Those guys are champions. I feel like a champion when I shave.

*A cumby stache is what you find on the faces of those weird pre-teens that hang out in front of your local Cumberland Farms mini mart on weekends.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Final Chipotle update

One barbacoa (shredded beef) burrito went into my mouth and never had a chance.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Chipotle update

So Chipotle opened up finally and haven't made it over yet. I even missed free burrito day. Sad. I know. So I guess there is no REAL update other than the fact that they've opened their doors to the public and I wasn't there to cut the ribbon. But I'm sort of glad I didn't go because I heard there were long lines that looked like this.....

In case you are bored at work and need a little food inspiration, check out this site. Some guy scans his delicious sandwiches so we can all cry while we choke down our shitty lifeless slice of pizza. Yeah. Lifeless pizza is a real moral killer.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

My new official eating theme song

I'll be singing this song when I'm at Chipotle cramming a burrito into my face.

But seriously. This song kind of kicks ass.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Open letter to skateboarders who cause havok in local parking lots across America.

I am amazed at how obnoxious you are considering I've never seen any of you pull off a trick. Ever.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Chipotle update

Wow. It's beautiful. The signs says burritos are 100% off on April 23. That's free for all of you art majors.

My evening

My hair was getting long and I looked like shit. So after work I went over to the place where miracles can happen to sad people like me. JC Pennys! You can get everything there. I saw people buying clothes, while others where buying one of those toasters that turns two pieces of bread and whatever you cram between them into homeade hot pockets. Me....I got a haircut!


I look lame. I know.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Fish is meat and my name is as red, white and blue as the American flag

Hey vegetarians. You should know that fish are animals. Therefore they are meat. I don't get people who say they are a vegetarian but eat fish. It just doesn't make sense to me.

You know what else I don't get. I wasn't born in this country yet I have the most American name out of all of my American born friends. This little fact was pointed out to me today by this lady.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Awww crap

I forgot my mothers birthday today. God I'm such an asshole. I've been so freaking out of my mind these last couple of weeks. I'm not sure if it's because of the lack of sleep lately, stress or the long hours at work. Apparently I was texting and calling people in my sleep last night at 4AM. I noticed it when I went to turn the alarm off on my phone and I could see my outgoing texts. I was freaking horrified to see text messages being sent by me at 4AM. Some made sense, some didn't. I also looked at my call log this morning and was even more horrified to see some of names on the list of my early morning sleep dialing. I spent part of the day calling and texting people to apologize. Which is weird because I was apologizing about the calling and texting. The thing is I vaguely remember waking up at around 4AM panicking about work. So I'm guessing thats when things happened. Crap. So anyways..yeah. I forgot my moms birthday.

Much love,
Your idiot son will make it up to you when I get some free time - Edited on 4/14/09 for the sake of not making people sad.

By the way, that's my new name from now on.

P.S. The ice cream I ate earlier today is giving me a belly ache. :(

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Chipotle update

The sign out front is glowing. At night it's like a beacon of hope. Like a lighthouse that brings storm tossed sailors hope for the bright dawn to come. Like a symbol of hope and comfort in a troubled world. Like a guardian of hope.'s a lot like that. Only it says "Chipotle".

Rumor has it they are giving out free burritos on April 22. Yes. Free burritos. Please forgive me. I think I may cry.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Great ideas the following are being removed from my list of "great ideas":

Taco Bell after 1AM.

That's it.

It was a lot of Taco Bell. I'm actually sort of ashamed of myself. I mean it-was-A-LOT of Taco Bell.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Mexican? YES WE CAN!!

I just found out that one of my favorite restaurants will be coming to Saratoga Springs this summer. El Mexicano which is located in Hudson Falls, will be opening another restaurant here. The place is legit. Best Mexican food I've ever had. You hear that world....BEST MEXICAN FOOD I'VE EVER HAD!!!

Friday, April 03, 2009

Pig eating pig

This is a picture of local idiot hero Curtis Fera eating a sandwich with 14 slices of bacon. I'm pretty sure this can't be good for you. Curtis is a true champ though. If anyone can do it, he can.