Drive slow dooders

I drove past a few people who ended the last day of the year on a sour note.

Christmas movies

It's Christmas time folks. I'll probably be watching the following movies (in no specific order) at some point during the next couple of days while guzzling down two bottles of wine and eating frozen pizzas.

Home Alone - I still laugh my ass off when Kevin puts the spider on the dudes face. And the weird lonely neighbor that the kids are scared of.....that's future me.

Elf - Because Zooey Deschanel is freaking hot and I honestly just like the movie.

Scrooged - Bill Murray is in it and Bill Murray is funny.

When Harry Met Sally - Because I'm a hopeless romantic. I always get teary when Harry is alone on NYE and realizes that he loves Sally, and then runs to the party to tell Sally he loves her. RUN HARRY!!! RUN!!! I'm getting weepy now as I write this.

Star Wars Trilogy (original) - Because it's Star Wars. Lightsabers,the Millenium Falcon, Stormtroopers...... it's Star Wars.

Christmas shopping for my mom is done!

I bought this for my mom for Christmas because Asian moms absolutely love this sort of crap.

Holiday feeling

By the way. I'm feeling the holidays.

Finders keepers

While at job #2 the other day, I found this lying on the floor. AND IT WAS SIGNED ON THE BACK!!! The dude signed it! Don't people know that you don't sign checks until it's time to actually deposit them?

It's the closest I've ever been to owning an XBox 360. And though they don't know it. It's the closest my friends have ever been to a night of all you can eat pizza and all you can drink beer on me.

I tracked down the owner of the check and called him to let him know he lost a check and made him tell me how much the check was for to verify he was the owner. The weird thing is when I first had him on the phone he had no idea what I was talking about and then he says "Ohhhhhhh yeah...I forgot about that". Wealthy people really suck sometimes. When he came in to pick it up he was completely unappreciative. As a matter of fact he got annoyed that I made him show me his ID before I gave it to him. I didn't even lecture him about signing the back of check! He just took the check and left without saying thank you. I mean how hard is it to say thank you? It's two words. It's the word thank and the word you put together in one flowing sentence. Thank you. That's it. Just two words.

Oh well. I hope that guy is enjoying his XBox 360. And I hope his friends are enjoying their free pizza and beer.

As for me, I'm getting a free lunch and job #1 tomorrow.

Parnormal activity scares the shit out of me.

If you look closely at this photo you can see a ghost!

The sweater vest look

I look like a fucking idiot, don't I?

The small joys of being a parent

Yesterday my daughter said to me "bye bye, I love you" after her mom picked her up and I headed off to job #2. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Today my daughter said "bye bye, I love you" after she had flushed the toilet and watched her poop swirl off to poop heaven.