Fish is meat and my name is as red, white and blue as the American flag

Hey vegetarians. You should know that fish are animals. Therefore they are meat. I don't get people who say they are a vegetarian but eat fish. It just doesn't make sense to me.

You know what else I don't get. I wasn't born in this country yet I have the most American name out of all of my American born friends. This little fact was pointed out to me today by this lady.