Just overheard this conversation on the patio at Uncommon Grounds

Woman #1: I don't like that shit.

Woman #2: Did you say shit or sheets?

Woman #1: I said shit.

Woman #3: Are you talking about sheeps?

Woman #2: No, sheets.

Woman #1: No, I said shit.

Woman #3: Hahaha..I thought you said shit.

Woman #1: I DID say shit! Hahahahah!

All women then laugh together.

See. Don't you wish you were hanging out with me?