It's not porn...but it's close.

I know...two video posts in a row. I'm sorry. Won't happen again. But this one is fun. Imagine two dudes wearing bacon skirts doing kung fu moves and beating each other with sausage nun-chucks. Because this is exactly that. Pretty much every mans dream.

Keep the change you filthy animal

When I say help...I actually mean a turkey/bacon/avocado sandwich. And when I say send, I actually mean buy me one.

Please.

Pig eating pig

This is a picture of local idiot hero Curtis Fera eating a sandwich with 14 slices of bacon. I'm pretty sure this can't be good for you. Curtis is a true champ though. If anyone can do it, he can.