Spent almost 4 weeks growing a "beard". Unfortunately genetics prevents me from growing much facial hair. I got this far and couldn't take it anymore. Time to shave.
I was called ma'm today by a woman who works at the casino. Okay, I admit I'm due for a haircut but it's not that long. And I don't have girlish features other than my awesome man boobies. If I had a beard I wouldn't have this problem. I can't even grow facial hair. :(