Pizza Champs

This is my friend Shawn O'Donnell. I call her Boner.

Boner and I went to Pope's Pizza the other day and bought a large pizza.

We ate the entire thing.
We're pizza champs.

The death of Bobby Fischer

Well...I guess that's one less Jew hating chess genius to worry about.

Good riddance to you smarty pants.

Why do all the geniuses end up looking crazy?